洗手究竟要多认真?| 合格吃货洗手黄金法则!

洗手或许比戴口罩还重要。专家们天天说,各位都清楚,无需多解释。
可总有人大意啊!

我最近发现有个人洗手不认真。这个人平常带隐形眼镜,而且喜欢吃小龙虾,于是我发挥创造力,为其量身定制了一个洗手黄金法则:

洗手究竟要多认真?

  • 要认真到就像你刚刚赤手空拳连啃带扒地大吃了一顿油焖香辣小龙虾之后紧着着就要戴上隐形眼镜那样……
  • “Wash your hands like you just finished eating crawfish, and you have to put your contacts back in.”

这个黄金法则看似不正经,但据说每次心中默念,都有奇特的功效​,或许你可以试试。

你也可以为自己和家人量身定制更高效的口诀。​期待你留言和我分享!

也期待一切尽快恢复正常!我们好约在武汉吃小龙虾。

到那一天,吃完小龙虾就开始狂戴隐形:摘下来再带上,多来个几轮,不洗手也肆无忌惮。

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